Christmas time is here. Time to to skim through the bible. If you are to canny to read on your own, this might be of use for you:
The solar powered bible plays readings of all the books - if not in the voice of god - "in a real human voice". And if you are currently not on the sunny side of life don't take this as a dubious sign: A 9-volt adapter is sold by Inventor Spot separately as a backup.

It measures a compact and convenient 4 1/2" x 2" x 1" thick. Indicate King James version (English only) or New American Standard version (English only).

And do not forget to complete your Christian audio set with the Holy MP3 player.